15.4.09

Cintaku Hanyut Dicengkam Asmara (Edisi Selangor)

Rimau (bukan Harimau Menaip) ingin memutuskan perhubungan dengan girlfriend orang putihnya…dan ingin mengushar YB Elizabeth yang tidak jadi dipecat itu.

Rimau tak sanggup bertemu muka, Lalu dia pun mengutus surat…surat tu macam ni bunyinya…

Hi,
My motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook. I know i clap one hand only.Correctly, i have see you and he together at town with my eyes self. You always request apology back back. I don’t trust you again!!!My Friend speak you play three wood.

Now i know you correct correct play three wood. so, i break off to pull my body from this love triangle.I know this result i pick is very correct, because you love he very high from me. so, i break off to go far from here. But i always love where also i live….Safe live…I want to ushar YB Eli...she more rich from you.


Rimau


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rujukan/edit
1. http://lawakjenaka.blogmas.com/2008/04/29/surat-untuk-kekasihputus-cinta/
2. http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/102408
Pada jam

12 comments:

  1. PARPUKARIApril 15, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    SALAM BRO, SAYA DAH MASUKKAN LINK SAUDARA DALAM BLOG SAYA!

    WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT ELI BRO?

    MUSLIMAH PAS MERESTUI...SIAPALAH SAYA?

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  2. ISAApril 15, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    He..he..he... do you feel like I feel...

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  3. AnonymousApril 15, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    mangkuk..korang ni bodoh betul..cam ne boleh jadi bodoh macam ni sekali..tak kesian ke kat mak bapak korang.. yang sedih tu korang ni org islam tapi jahilnye .. eli tu dianiaya.. yg salah org yang curi2 ambik gambar tu.. bende mcm ni pun korang x boleh paham.. eli x sedar pun gambar dia kena ambil.. dia pakai baju cuma kain dia terselak masa tidor.. ah buang masa aku jer..

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  4. perfectwater75April 15, 2009 at 8:38 PM

    Salam Bro...

    Puitis, menusuk kalbuku...

    Hahahahaha!

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  5. Akar UmbiApril 15, 2009 at 10:41 PM

    Mmm.... angau budak mudo ni..

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  6. Akar UmbiApril 15, 2009 at 10:41 PM

    Mmm.... angau budak mudo ni..

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  7. melayuangkatApril 15, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    Ha ha ha....funny!

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  8. Harimau-MenaipApril 16, 2009 at 4:00 AM

    Anonymous 7:32pm,

    Kalau takde angin, masakan kain terselak. Kalau takde nafsu, takkan kain diselakkan. Kalau takde cinta, masakan aku menjadi rindu...

    Inikah yang dinamakan cinta?

    ps: hang ni marah tak tentu pasal kenapa bro.?

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  9. AnonymousApril 16, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    terus terang aku sokong pr tp aku rasa strategi memasukkan kembali eli merupakan strategi yg salah.kesilapan pkr mnerimanya kembali kerana ia memberi ruang kpd pihak umno untuk mncari pint utk mane2 kempen.disamping memberikan imej yg buruk kpd pr di hadapan mata masyarakatlebih2 lg masyarakat melayu kerana isu ini sgt sensitif.sepatutnya pr perlukan kedudukan yg sgt bersih dr segala isu sensitif.

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  10. PAPA GOMOApril 17, 2009 at 4:12 AM

    SALAM BRO..

    APA PASAL YANG BERHORMAT PKR BERTINDIK DI KEMALUAN NYA???

    http://gomo-no1.blogspot.com/2009/04/ratu-porn-pkr-di-puja-anwar-al-juburi.html

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  11. har ha ha ha ha haApril 17, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    Tok...

    To ade ati ngan Eli ke?

    Laen macam aje Surat tu ..ha ha ha ha ha..

    So let de ppl to judge what she was doing...

    As Muslim, we should thing that she should respact her Muslim Boyfriend buy not having sex with him. Use hudud law to protect her from having sex with a muslim. She is 100% know abot that..Let this issue as a lesson for non muslim. Do not simply agreed to have sex with a muslim..And for a muslim, please thing about Dosa-Dosa Besar...yang mana Taubat Nasuha sahaja yang boleh diterima...

    Wassalammmmm

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  12. tepetApril 18, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    hurm...politik semakin ampeh....

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